| The following story is a snapshot of my daily rounds in the land of hoagies. Having lived in the city for years﹐ I often wondered whether I've stepped into some psych ward﹐ but this one truly takes the cake. Anyway﹐ if you need a few laughs﹐ read on. If not﹐ skip to the next post.
Tonight I came home and almost ran into a 6 ft-tall monster. The monster was quickly determined to be the belated Snow White fridge﹐ posing regally with its cardboard hat and plastic veil in the middle of the living room. A few steps into the kitchen﹐ Cinderella (on crack﹐ shall we say) fridge stood defiantly in front of the sink and gas range﹐ leaving a trail of scratches and stains from the new spot to its old home in the kitchen corner.
So﹐ what am I supposed to do? (sigh)
Here are the events leading to the case of the two fridges.
7/24: PM - Discovered Cinderella fridge was not cooling. Called property office and left message.
7/25: AM - Follow-up call to property office; could not reach main contact and left message with other contact.
PM - Discovered footprints in front of Cinderella. Called property office and left message with main contact.
7/28: AM - Follow-up call to property office. Was told that maintenance guys had visited 7/25 and pronounced Cindrella "unfixable"﹐ so Snow White had been ordered and scheduled for delivery on 7/29 or 7/30.
7/29 - 7/30: No sign of Snow White.
7/31: AM - Called property office and left message with main contact.
8/1: AM - Called property office. Was told that fridge had arrived and was waiting to be moved by contractors﹐ est. 8/2 or 8/4 (more likely).
8/4: AM - Called property office; after being on hold for 5 min﹐ gave up and decided to wait.
PM -- Came home only to find 2 fridges. No other signs of communication given.
Does this mean the contractors will come back tomorrow and finish the job? From past experience﹐ I can only assume so. Apparently﹐ some people just can't do more than one thing at a time.
I guess all of this wouldn't have been so bizarre had I not noticed a flurry of ongoing construction around the building﹐ including a broken lock on the front door. This is something I just wasn't looking forward to after spending another 14-hour day with feisty﹐ jet-lagged clients﹐ hyper-caffeinated boss﹐ and other random personalities.
As Maya from GnK sings﹐ "if you dream﹐ you can do it!" I'm dreaming now ... |
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